No Red Lobster On Valentine’s Day?

My boyfriend told me about this holiday so I looked it up and found your website. We spent Valentine’s Day at his brother’s basketball game. No flowers and no Red Lobster. Now he tells me I need to suck his dick in March. WTF?
– Mad As Hell

Dear Mad As Hell,

Your boyfriend made no effort to make Valentine’s Day a special day for you. Due to this, you are not required to put any effort into making Steak and BJ Day a special day for him. Please explain to your boyfriend that if he wants to celebrate the male version of Valentine’s Day in March, then he will need to celebrate your holiday on February 14.

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